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Apr. 19th, 2013 10:26 pm
paradoxlol: (!mirror: watching)
[Well, the first clue that Arthur's affected is his beard. Also, he's not wearing a suit. GASP!!!]

This is a really boring flood so far. I was hoping for one that made people sing and dance and fall in love or something. It would've been hilarious. Instead, we've just got-- fuck, I don't even know. Looks like the same old boring Barge to me.

Anyway. The Death Toll's mostly passed, so if you need me, I'm gonna be in the pub. Come on up for a drink. If you ask nicely, I'll even mix you one.

[Private to the Admiral + Perry OUT OF SPITE]
Hey, Admiral. Take away Perry's furniture. All of it. And his Rose Bowl ring, too.

[Private to Perry]
Enjoy the new room, bitch.

[OOC: Feel free to spam Arthur in the pub! He'll be there all flood, when he's not sleeping or screwing around. Responses will come from [personal profile] lolparadox

As for his AU: this Arthur never got his act together, never went to college, and never joined the army. He knows nothing about dream sharing and is basically a low-life who sleazes and cons and mooches his way through life. He's on the Barge as a warden to, IDK, make money or something. Oh, and Perry kills him every once in a while because this Arthur's not as good a fighter as his normal self.]

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Feb. 23rd, 2013 03:28 pm
paradoxlol: (profile)
[Private to Perry]
Someone's going around infecting people with a virus. Have you noticed anyone sticking you with anything lately?

Check in as soon as you get this message.

[SPAM for Ariadne]
[Arthur is sitting by the bed, a glass of water in one hand and a cool washcloth in the other. He dabs at the sweat on Ariadne's forehead, then offers the glass.]

I really think we should get you to the infirmary.
paradoxlol: (worried)
[Arthur points the camera at the mistletoe above his door.]

I probably don't have to warn any of you about this, but just in case: be careful around the mistletoe. It does exactly what you might expect it to do.

[He turns the camera to himself and gives a wry look.] So, if you need me, be sure to back away from the door after knocking.

[Private to Perry]
Sorry I've been scarce. [Is he going to explain why he's been scarce? NOPE.] We should talk about that last port. You free?
paradoxlol: (&other: tailed)
[WARDEN FILTER + PERRY; backdated to shortly after this post and this log.]
Just to give you an update on the murder of Agent Sandoval, the party responsible was my inmate, Perry Dawsey. He's in Level 0 now, and he'll be there for the week. If you have any further questions, now's the time to ask.

[Private to Agent Sandoval + Perry]
My name's Arthur; I'm the warden of the man who killed you. [Might as well just get it out there as plainly as possible.] How are you feeling? Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about what happened?

[Private to Ariadne + Perry]
Are you free?

[OOC: As usual, Arthur's filters include Perry; however, that doesn't mean that responses to Arthur need to include Perry!]
paradoxlol: (worried)
You know, I can't help but agree with the quote "Four legs good, two legs better" right now. I'm glad to be back to normal; this place smelled way too... [What's a nice way of putting this?] robust to my senses.

But for the record, I still don't see what's wrong with being a dog. Dobermans are intelligent and hard-working. [LIKE ARTHUR, SO THERE.]

[Private to Prefect + Perry]
There are some papers missing from my room. [Which would either contain false identities or research on fellow Bargemates. Either way, it's kind of suspicious stuff and he wants it back.] I'd like them back, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about them.

[Warden Filter + Perry]
My inmate, Perry Dawsey, is officially cut off from alcohol. Please don't take him to the bar or give him anything, not even one beer. If he does manage to get in there, I'd expect the bartenders not to serve him unless he's with me.

And if you have an inmate who's friends with him? [Which Arthur kind of doubts. PERRY HAS NO FRIENDS.] Try to keep on top of their interactions, and I'll do the same from my end.

[Private to the Admiral]
Remove all the alcohol from Perry's room.

[Private to Perry]
From now on, the only drinking you're doing is with me.
paradoxlol: (!cop: serious)
This is just a reminder that the Salvation House soup kitchen could use a few more volunteers. I'll be there tonight. I hope to see some familiar faces around, too.

We've got a great city here, but remember: under the glitz and glam, there are a lot of people out there facing hard times-- a lot of them drunks. Maybe if you see their faces, get to know them, it won't be so easy to head to the gin mills. [Which Arthur knows you're totally doing right under his nose. TEMPERANCE, PEOPLE.]

[SPAM]
[Officer Arthur (everyone's on a first-name basis with him, okay) is making the rounds on his beat today. Say hello to him, citizens! Or, if you're involved in a life of crime, run away. Unless you're one of the little urchin orphans, in which case he'll probably give you a nickel or dime for information (and a cool 50 cents if you look particularly hungry) and send you on your way.]

[OOC: LOL I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PLAYING A COP WHO ISN'T SAM TYLER. Anyway, Officer Arthur is an earnest, idealistic cop, who just wants to serve Lady Justice, okay. He won't go after any crooks without EVIDENCEEEE, so feel free to troll him if you're a scumbag who's just out of his reach /fist shake

Actually, just troll him anyway. He's too earnest.]
paradoxlol: (skeptical)
Looks I've been pretty scarce or the past few months. [He'd apologize for that, but he's Arthur, so he won't.]

For those of you who're new to the ship, [Or not so new, because Arthur's been an absentee tool.] I'm Arthur, one of the librarians here. Perry Dawsey's my inmate. Not that I'm anticipating anything, [BULL. He's always anticipating something. But it's wishful thinking here.] but if you have any problems with him, you can come to me, and I'll do what I can to take care of it.

[Warden Filter + Perry]
I've got a question for those of you with a deal. [Which is probably pretty much everyone. He doesn't know of many wardens who are here strictly out of the goodness of their hearts.] How many of you have asked the Admiral-- or tried to-- for more than one thing? Like say you wanted to save a life and get a million bucks out of this place.

[He'd ask the Admiral directly but sob he thinks y'all are more reliable.]

[Private to Ariadne + Perry]
I think you could use some target practice after what went down in the art room. [And by that he means: LET'S USE THE PASIV. He just won't... come right out and say it. Because Perry.]

Meet me at my place after dinner?

[Private to Perry]
I'm heading to the CES to do some jogging. Wanna tag along?

[OOC: Note about the +Perry filters! This just means that Perry can see whatever Arthur's posting; he can't read your responses unless you decide to include him on the filter, too.]
paradoxlol: (walking and talking)
[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like to have Perry included in all of my filters. Thanks.

[Public]
It's good to be back in my own skin again. Sorry to anyone who was confused by Perry's little prank. [WHICH ARTHUR CAN NOW SEE >C]

Speaking of: I'm including my him in my filters from here on out. He won't see anything that you send to me, and he won't be on the Warden Filter, but he'll see my responses. And he might be able to infer things from my own posts and comments.

If you're uncomfortable with that... [He shrugs. ARTHUR GIVES NO FUCKS.] This is your heads up.

[Private to Ariadne AND PERRY LOL]
Sorry. [Because boy is this going to make private flirting a little less private.]

[Private to Perry]
Satisfied?
paradoxlol: (worried)
[Private to Ariadne]

Where are you?

[OOC: Short and to the point :V]
paradoxlol: (on the phone)
There's something to be said for the truth setting you free. In my case, I think I can safely say that I'm never going to feel embarrassed again. I'm just glad to have my brain-to-mouth filter back.

[Private to Perry]
[LINEFACE.] Enjoy yourself?

[Private to Alice]
You weren't affected, were you.

[Infirmary Filter]
I know some of you work with unconventional medicine from time to time-- any of you know how to heal bones quick? [lol before Arthur resets himself :C] I'm just working out my options here.

[Private to Buffy]
Your inmate quizzed me about some personal details during the last flood. Am I going to have any problems with him?

[OOC: Arthur's flood-affected post and all comments therein? YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE PURGED THEM FROM THE NETWORK AS BEST HE COULD. Specifically because he publicly admitted to Achilles that he's a criminal.

ALSO, NAOMI: If it's not cool for Arthur to have picked up on Alice not being affected, I can change it! I just figured he could tell, in retrospect, that she wasn't blurting every little thing out like most people.]
paradoxlol: (sup bitches?)
Private/Filtered Messages for the Admiral, Kitchen, Maintenance! )

[PUBLIC]
Is the book club still going? I'm not really interested in spending time with a lot of you, and I'll probably think your selections are derivative and insipid, and I usually only hung out in the library to research people and talk to Coyolxuahqui (and her breasts), but I'm bored now that my inmate's broken my ribs. So I need something to fill in the void left by sparring until this heals. Right now, my most strenuous activity is jerking off, which I've already done twice today, though I'd prefer a partner. Luckily, I'm attractive, and many of you are attractive, so I'm confident somebody will lend me a hand.

[OOC: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry /Tennantvoice]
paradoxlol: (looking at youuuu)
[BACKDATED TO DURING/RIGHT AFTER SEXBY'S KILLING SPREE.]
 
[Arthur's breathing sounds short and pained, thanks to some broken ribs he's now sporting.  Due to the timing of all of this, he's totally missed out on all warden posts about Sexby's rampage, and thus has no idea there's anything going on.  WHOOPS.]
 
I need a hand.  Or. [Cough.] Two hands.  I don't care.  Someone come to level eight, room 19 and help me drag my inmate to the infirmary. Just a warning: he's really heavy.
 
...
 
And a doctor might-- [Short gasp.  STOP MOVING, ARTHUR.  He sounds a little irritated when he continues:] Might need to get some sutures ready.
 
[OOC: THIS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS THE SPAM IN ARTHUR'S LAST POST.  He and Perry beat each other up.  Like manly men.]
paradoxlol: (looking at youuuu)
Minimal death and destruction, no known curses carried back to the Barge, and I didn't get baked into any witches' pies or swallowed by wolves. [Or whatever it is that happens to sassy woodlands critters n fairy tales.] All in all, I'd say that was a good port. [Pause, then he makes a noncommittal "hm."] Despite being turned into a very articulate chipmunk.

[Private to Perry]
The silent treatment's gone on long enough. We're having a talk.
paradoxlol: (CHECK OUT MY BITCHIN' SWEATER)
[Talk about shitty timing for a flood. With things as rocky as they were with Perry, now was so not the time for the Admiral to throw another inmate at him. Arthur looked at his item, checking it for the, what, hundredth time, as he followed his instinct (or flood-mandated yearning for closeness) all the way to Alice Morgan. He'd seen her around before, knew Capa spent some time with her, knew her alternate reality self erred on the side of complete passivity, but that was about it. There wasn't much on the network to go on, unfortunately. Arthur pocketed his item-- a smartphone-- once he found his... new and probably temporary inmate.]

Alice Morgan?

[OOC: NOOOTTTTT quite sure if he knows about her and Capa being pals, so that bit may be deleted once I find out.]
paradoxlol: (!mirror: goatees = evil)
Is it too late to get the Admiral enrolled in a driver's ed class? There, I did my requisite bitching for the day. I really feel like a part of the community now.

[Pause.]

Who's up for sparring?

[Filtered to ~ARTHUR'S BBs~ (aka his graduates)]
And how are we doing today, kids? You know I love to check up on you.

[Private to Perry]
Stop playing house with my twin and come to my cabin. We've got a therapy session tonight.
paradoxlol: (!conman: default)
All things considered, that wasn't half-bad. I would've liked to have kept the hat.

[Brief pause. HEY ARTHUR, THIS MIGHT BE CALLOUS CONSIDERING ALL THE FOLKS WHO GOT SHOT.]

I hope everyone who wasn't quite as lucky is doing better now. Maybe we'll get a few quiet weeks before the Admiral's drunk driving throws something else at us.

[Warden Filter]
I'm pretty sure this question's been asked before, but we've got some new faces since the last time. How many of you are here without any deal?

And a question for everyone: Do you think your deal-- or lack thereof-- has an impact on how you approach the job?

Don't worry, I'm not taking a survey or anything. It's just [Arthur wondering if he's really cut out for this rehabilitation crap] idle curiosity.

[OOC: GONNA TRY TO EASE ARTHUR OUTTA HIATUS NOW. Right before I fall asleep. I am the best at time management.

...

And yes I'm just using this icon one last time because I like it :c]
paradoxlol: (OOC: 囧)
[What is Arthur doing-- oh god, he looks TOTALLY RELAXED AND CHILL.  He's actually grinning.  Granted, he's not a linefacing robot even without Adam's influence, but let's face it: regular Arthur rarely, if ever, posts to the network for open social calls.  The network is for business-- or, at least, it was.  As far as anyone knows, however, Arthur's always been like this.  He let loose pretty much immediately after coming to the Barge, much like a kid hitting college for the first time.]
 
I've got a proposal.  Something that doesn't have to do with the flood. [He holds up his hands, as though he's placating an invisible audience.] Yeah, I know the other wardens are too busy making reports about this, that and the other [Smirk, airquotes, HE'S TURNING INTO EDDIE BROCK, SOB.] "crisis" that came up over the last few days, but I don't see the big deal.  Only one person died, which I think is something of a Barge record.  We should be celebrating, not adding more reports to the pile.  It's not like anyone was responsible for what happened during the flood, so what's the point of tracking it?
 
It's like everyone wants to keep morale down.  Look, trust me when I say: you dwell too much on the bad, bury your head in work? You're never gonna get anywhere.  You'll just be miserable, which doesn't do your inmate any good, and it doesn't do you any good.
 
So, allow me to take some proactive measures for the good of the Barge.  Pool party, tonight.  After dinner.  I'll supply the alcohol [Cough.] with 'donations' from the bar...   And you just bring yourselves.  And music.  Unless you enjoy listening to French pop.  [Laughing.]  Not a word, Mal; I know you do.
 
And hey, inmates. [He grins and holds up his warden item-- it's a smartphone.  REAL ARTHUR WILL BE SO PISSED THAT HE OUTED HIS ITEM.] Consider this your free pass into the party.  So, come on, forget about the day-to-day "Barge trauma" and stop by the pool tonight.
 
Especially you, Perry.  [Loftily, complete with an imperious wave of his hand:] As your warden, I command it.
 
[OOC: THIS ARTHUR DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THINGS LOL, so he only knows about Cissie's death, not Loki's or anybody else.  Others are free to look down on him as a lazy warden, since he likely doesn't participate in anything wardenly, fails to keep a lot of warden stuff behind filters, and just focuses on being pals with his inmates.
 
And er, IDK if people really want a ~pool party log~ but if they do, I'll start one after work.  IF NOT, I'll put up an OOC post to work out deets.]
paradoxlol: (;misc: OMNOM FRAPPUCCINO)
I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January.

When I turned into a woman.

Let's try for another down-to-earth port next time, Admiral-- with a little less gender bending.

[Warden Filter]
Perry's being released from Zero today. I don't think he'll be causing any trouble, but if you see him doing anything suspicious at all, if you see him threaten anyone off the networks, give me a call. I'll have my communicator close.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the CES. As you can imagine, Level 0 doesn't exactly offer many opportunities to stretch your legs.

[Private to Eames]
Looks like your inmate's causing quite a stir. Anything I can do?

[OPEN SPAM - CES]
[So, Arthur will be in a nice country setting. If you run into him, he'll either be 1) going for a run or 2) taking a dip in a lake. Since he didn't bring a swimsuit with him, this means he's skinny dipping. Feel free to steal his clothes or just MAKE THINGS AWKWARD. I WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM SRS BIZNESS.]
paradoxlol: (wtf is this shit)
[Warden Filter]

Dawsey's in Zero. I would draft up a report concerning the incident, but it looks like Crane has that covered.

If you have any questions, direct them to me in private.

[EDITED AFTER SEEING LOKI'S DOUCHERY:]
My inmate's off-limits to visitors. I'm going to be camping in Zero, so don't even think about trying.

[Private to the Admiral]
Cut all of Dawsey's filters.

[OOC: SORRY FOR THE TERSE POST. Arthur's gearing up for a massive shoutfest with Perry.]
paradoxlol: (:|)
I have what I managed to document of your inmate's file. I would've given it to you sooner, but obviously certain events got in the way.

Name the time and place.

[OOC: ALL HANDING OVER OF THE FILE WILL BE ASSUMED. Arthur will address the flood stuff later.]

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