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I have to say, I'm glad the kitchen's back in business. Although there's food in my cabin, I prefer having somebody else do the cooking for me. Plus, it was good to get out of my room, since Narvin's completely accurate accusations last night are making it really difficult for me and Ariadne to have sex. It ruined the mood almost as badly as the time I killed her.
I'm going to head to the library now, even though I'm not really a librarian and only said I was one so that people wouldn't know I'm a career criminal who violates people's minds for money. I'd rather be in the shooting range, where I can pretend the targets are whoever set the hallucinogen off in the dining hall-- not because I care about what happens to about 90% of you, but because it hit Ariadne.
I sometimes wonder if I'm a bad person.
Anyway, be sure to bring any overdue books in, so that I can organize them while quietly judging your taste in reading material.
I'm going to head to the library now, even though I'm not really a librarian and only said I was one so that people wouldn't know I'm a career criminal who violates people's minds for money. I'd rather be in the shooting range, where I can pretend the targets are whoever set the hallucinogen off in the dining hall-- not because I care about what happens to about 90% of you, but because it hit Ariadne.
I sometimes wonder if I'm a bad person.
Anyway, be sure to bring any overdue books in, so that I can organize them while quietly judging your taste in reading material.
