paradoxlol | .032

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Dawsey's in Zero. I would draft up a report concerning the incident, but it looks like Crane has that covered.

If you have any questions, direct them to me in private.

[EDITED AFTER SEEING LOKI'S DOUCHERY:]
My inmate's off-limits to visitors. I'm going to be camping in Zero, so don't even think about trying.

[Private to the Admiral]
Cut all of Dawsey's filters.

[OOC: SORRY FOR THE TERSE POST. Arthur's gearing up for a massive shoutfest with Perry.]

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Buzzkill.

Yeah, I'm real sorry my inmate means more to me than your fun.

It's not fun.

Well, I thought about saying "pathetic quest for revenge," but it sounded too judgmental.

I'm sorry, I think I have a right to want to be angry and want the worst about the man who tortured me!

You do.

What you don't have the right to do? Is encourage my inmate's backslide and take pleasure in it! I'm here for Perry, not you, and not Rex. How many times do I have to say that before you get it?

Edited 2011-04-03 16:12 (UTC)

And how many times must I say, that it doesn't matter that it was Perry. If somebody else had attacked Rex, I would be praising them.

So, you really don't get it. I'm impressed. It looks like you'll do just fine as a warden here.

Let me break it down for you:

Praising an inmate for backsliding makes you look like an asshole. Don't do it. Simple enough?

Edited 2011-04-03 16:26 (UTC)

I'm trying to be a good warden.

Oh please, I'm not the only one who shares my sentiment. I'm just the only one who's public about it.

Gods, you people make me miss Neil.

Yeah, and that's where you were wrong. You don't get to congratulate my inmate on something like this, no matter how happy it makes you. You want to gloat? Do it in private, with your friends, not Perry.

Neil?

[OH GOD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PROSTITUTE TWIN? DDDD:]

I'll keep that in mind.

Yes, Neil. At least he was...fun to be around. He was easily the best out of you three, in more ways than one.

[YEAH, LET'S JUST MAKE THIS TEN TIMES MORE AWKWARD.]

Good.

Sorry I don't live up to his memory.

[I LOVE THE AWKWARD.]

Oh you definitely don't. Neil was...well, he was special. And great. Oh yes, he was definitely great-of course he was willing, which was also wonderful.

[YEAH LOKI'S JUST DELIBERATLY MAKING IT AWKWARD NOW.]

[ARTHUR IS TOTALLY AWKWARD. But he's trying to hide it.] Well, it sounds like you two had a very special relationship.

That's a nice way of putting it.

Consider it done.

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Warden Filter - pffth, Arthur's used to douchebags

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