Arthur

[Well, the first clue that Arthur's affected is his beard. Also, he's not wearing a suit. GASP!!!]

This is a really boring flood so far. I was hoping for one that made people sing and dance and fall in love or something. It would've been hilarious. Instead, we've just got-- fuck, I don't even know. Looks like the same old boring Barge to me.

Anyway. The Death Toll's mostly passed, so if you need me, I'm gonna be in the pub. Come on up for a drink. If you ask nicely, I'll even mix you one.

[Private to the Admiral + Perry OUT OF SPITE]
Hey, Admiral. Take away Perry's furniture. All of it. And his Rose Bowl ring, too.

[Private to Perry]
Enjoy the new room, bitch.

[OOC: Feel free to spam Arthur in the pub! He'll be there all flood, when he's not sleeping or screwing around. Responses will come from lolparadox

As for his AU: this Arthur never got his act together, never went to college, and never joined the army. He knows nothing about dream sharing and is basically a low-life who sleazes and cons and mooches his way through life. He's on the Barge as a warden to, IDK, make money or something. Oh, and Perry kills him every once in a while because this Arthur's not as good a fighter as his normal self.]

[Warden Filter]

Dawsey's in Zero. I would draft up a report concerning the incident, but it looks like Crane has that covered.

If you have any questions, direct them to me in private.

[EDITED AFTER SEEING LOKI'S DOUCHERY:]
My inmate's off-limits to visitors. I'm going to be camping in Zero, so don't even think about trying.

[Private to the Admiral]
Cut all of Dawsey's filters.

[OOC: SORRY FOR THE TERSE POST. Arthur's gearing up for a massive shoutfest with Perry.]