Arthur

[The video turns on, and Arthur's looking... well, as slick and suited up and uptight as usual.  He's actually pretty relaxed right now, thanks to his night of binge drinking and partying in port, but since he's not like BUDS with any of you, it's unlikely anybody would notice the slight changes in his body language.  He clears his throat, then holds up a MYSTERY BAG.]
 
I'm not wearing this.  I don't care if the Admiral strikes me down or, or turns me into a rabbit for going against orders.  I draw the line at [He points to the bag] this.
 
[Slowly, his eyes drift upward, as though he's expecting retaliation.  When nothing happens, he sets the bag down and moves on.]
 
Oh. And with the Doctor's return, I've resigned from my position in the library.  [Arthur may be all business here, but he's secretly TOTALLY HAPPY about this.  Because damn, librarian was a horribly boring cover, in retrospect.]  It just makes more sense this way. [He offers a slight smile.] So, if you're looking for a book, don't come find me.
 
[Private to Mindy]
I think this is the longest you've gone without trying to kill me.  [A beat.] If you're interested, I'd like to show you what I do.
 
[Private to Hayley]
If you're free, I can meet you on the deck.
 
[OOC: This is assuming, Jae, that the "LOL ARTHUR ALLOWED MINDY TO BUY HIM A COSTUME" thing I mentioned to you is still a go. lolol got his costume now]

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Excuse me. I dropped my communicator.

[Warden Filter]
indisposed/ pls watch mindee

Sorry, something came up. I'm not going to be around for a few days, so if my inmate steps out of line, please contact me ASAP.

You'll know her because she's the only twelve year old here.

[Private to Mindy]
BEHAVE. pool cues OFF LIMIST

I'm going to be busy for the next few days. Try not to celebrate too hard in my absence.

[OOC: SHOCKINGLY, even though AT&T said it'd take a while before they got the phone line installed, they uh, did it all in one afternoon. SO I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN! But since I'm still going out of town in a few days, I'm still on hiatus. You can have Arthur; the rest are off-Barge/coma'd.

PS Arthur still has the flu. He hasn't told anybody. STRIKES ARE DELETIONS. He basically wrote a post while HIGH ON NYQUIL, then edited it a few hours later.]

Thank you for showing me the ropes, Coyo[pretend he got her full name lolol.] Now that the Doctor's back and assignments are in, I think I'll be turning in my librarian badge. Unless, of course, you need a second supervisor, Doctor.

[private to Hit Girl]
Mindy.

[This is in his WE NEED TO TALK voice.]

[warden filter]
I was under the impression pairings were random. Was I mistaken? [Dryly.] I get the feeling the Admiral made this decision when our resident preteen vigilante went after me with a pool cue.