Arthur

[Arthur's new and improved communicator is sitting in his cabin after his old one got destroyed by a tornado in the CES, taking a nice shot of his... door. There's no Arthur in sight. This plays for about a minute, then there's a thud and Arthur swings the door open. He's looking... like he just survived a zombie apocalypse. His clothes are torn and muddy, his hair's a mess, his legs are soaked up to his knees, and he's got cuts, scratches and bruises all over. He's even got a few manly cuts on his face. He storms into his cabin and kicks the door shut behind him. He pulls off the remains of his shirt and throws it aside, then notices his new communicator. Stalking over to it, he leans down close to address the audience.]

I hate this goddamn ship.

[END TRANSMISSION.]

[Private to Perry]
[And then a minute later, it clicks on again.]

Did you get hurt?

[Filtered to Capa, Ariadne, Dick, AND OTHER FRIENDS IF I FORGOT ANY]
You okay?

[OOC: ARTHUR HAD A GRAND OLD ADVENTURE. Laugh at him. Oh, and spam's welcome, too.]