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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur points the camera at the mistletoe above his door.]

I probably don't have to warn any of you about this, but just in case: be careful around the mistletoe. It does exactly what you might expect it to do.

[He turns the camera to himself and gives a wry look.] So, if you need me, be sure to back away from the door after knocking.

[Private to Perry]
Sorry I've been scarce. [Is he going to explain why he's been scarce? NOPE.] We should talk about that last port. You free?

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Private

[hatestriangles]

[Bro, he REALLY would rather not talk about that port. :c] ... Yeah. I just finished up in the kitchen.

Private

[paradoxlol]

All right, stop by my cabin-- and be sure to watch out for the mistletoe.

Private >> SPAM

[hatestriangles]

Took the words right out of my mouth, warden. I'll keep my distance.

[And not too long after, he knocks on Arthur's door, with a quick step far back across the hall, because there's no way in hell he's getting forced to kiss you, pal. That'd just be a whole new level of awkward.]

[hungryanhorny]

Funny. Didn't figure on our boss being the kissing type.