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[Well, the first clue that Arthur's affected is his beard. Also, he's not wearing a suit. GASP!!!]

This is a really boring flood so far. I was hoping for one that made people sing and dance and fall in love or something. It would've been hilarious. Instead, we've just got-- fuck, I don't even know. Looks like the same old boring Barge to me.

Anyway. The Death Toll's mostly passed, so if you need me, I'm gonna be in the pub. Come on up for a drink. If you ask nicely, I'll even mix you one.

[Private to the Admiral + Perry OUT OF SPITE]
Hey, Admiral. Take away Perry's furniture. All of it. And his Rose Bowl ring, too.

[Private to Perry]
Enjoy the new room, bitch.

[OOC: Feel free to spam Arthur in the pub! He'll be there all flood, when he's not sleeping or screwing around. Responses will come from lolparadox

As for his AU: this Arthur never got his act together, never went to college, and never joined the army. He knows nothing about dream sharing and is basically a low-life who sleazes and cons and mooches his way through life. He's on the Barge as a warden to, IDK, make money or something. Oh, and Perry kills him every once in a while because this Arthur's not as good a fighter as his normal self.]

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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur can be found in the pub, sitting at the bar. Although he prefers having company with his drink, he's fairly content to just drink alone. And so, he can be found here at all hours of the day, nursing a fine buzz. It's safer here, anyway-- his goddamn inmate can't get into the warden-only areas, after all, and Arthur imagines Perry will be none to happy with the new changes to his room.]

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[hatestriangles]

You spineless motherfucker. We'll see who's laughing when you come down from your goddamn hideout.

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[lolparadox]

No, let's see who's laughing now, instead. [Loudly:] HA HA HA HA.

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[hatestriangles]

Fuck you. You want to piss me off? You got it. Don't cry about the consequences when you come out of the warden areas, you sonofabitch.