Arthur

[Tommy St. James greets the communicator with his trademarked crooked grin, the one probably seen on the cover of so many magazines in the months leading up to his anticipated crime film, The Thrill Killers, in which he played a young detective trying to take down a pair of contract killers. And then, that trademarked crooked grin, along with Tommy, promptly vanished from the public eye once the movie flopped big time. Not that you can tell by how smug he looks.]

You know, I almost think this whole "storm" thing was arranged just to keep me from leaving the show again. [He chuckles.] Nah, I'm playing. It's good to be back. I mean, the trailer's a little smaller than I'm used to, but that's TV for you. It's all so quaint.

So, how are you? What'd I miss? Sorry I didn't keep up with you guys, but, heh, you know how it is when you're working on a big movie. Or maybe you don't. [He laughs, shooting the camera another grin.] No, no, I'm just kidding. You guys are great. Tell me everything.

[OOC: Here's Tommy St. James: GIANT HOLLYWOOD DOUCHE. Or wannabe Hollywood douche. Maybe just a douche. He was on the show for a while, got a few side roles in hit films, was pegged as the next It Guy, so he left the show and starred in a huge flop. AND NOW HE'S BACK, READY TO BE ADORED. ]