.004 | Voice.

[paradoxlol]

Thank you for showing me the ropes, Coyo[pretend he got her full name lolol.] Now that the Doctor's back and assignments are in, I think I'll be turning in my librarian badge. Unless, of course, you need a second supervisor, Doctor.

[private to Hit Girl]
Mindy.

[This is in his WE NEED TO TALK voice.]

[warden filter]
I was under the impression pairings were random. Was I mistaken? [Dryly.] I get the feeling the Admiral made this decision when our resident preteen vigilante went after me with a pool cue.

Comments

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[grand-lotus.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, they are random. Sometimes, though, there is a sense of appropriateness by way of shared experience or complementary personalities.

Or...irony.

Re: Filter

[paradoxlol]

That doesn't seem like the most effective allocation of wardens.

filter;

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me.

filter;

[paradoxlol]

Funny, that's exactly what I said when I got the assignment.

filter;

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Your life seriously sucks right now.

filter;

[paradoxlol]

Well. [LET'S LOOK AT THE BRIGHTER SIDE.] At least now she's got a reason to try to bludgeon me into unconsciousness.

[not warden filtered because he's fail with his device]

[hottemper.livejournal.com]

Oh, they are very not fucking random. They are designed quite on purpose, with maximum discomfort in mind.

[paradoxlol]

I take it you're not happy with your assignment.

[hottemper.livejournal.com]

You take my meaning correctly, sir. Obviously the Admiral finds it goddamned hilarious to stick us with the one person that will cause the most pain and suffering.

Warden Filter

[paradoxlol]

I'm starting to agree.

I don't see how maximizing the conflict around here is supposed to help anybody. If we're supposed to establish a positive, working relationship with our inmates, why assign us to people who already hate us? [Oh Arthur, you still don't understand catharsis.]

Have a cookie that's happy to see you :D

[bargemods.livejournal.com]

Arthur's not going to eat a strange cookie, weirdo

[paradoxlol]

warden filter and man, paddy thinks this is FUNNY.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

He is an omniscient bastard with a cruel sense of humour.

Lemme guess. First thing you're doing. Barring her from the pool room.

warden filter - ARTHUR DOESN'T

[paradoxlol]

And the kitchen, the garden, the gym, the infirmary, the supply closet...

Re: warden filter - still just cracking up. REALLY SORRY ARTHUR.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Now, come on, I can handle a twelve year old girl. [snicker snicker] No need to bar her from the kitchen.

Re: warden filter - NO YOU AREN'T

[paradoxlol]

You really don't want to know what she can do with knives.

Private

[una_persson]

Definitely not random. I'm certain of this.

We haven't met properly, I don't think. Una Persson. Welcome aboard.

Private - aghh I meant some other word, not random. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR POSTING WHEN I WAKE UP.

[paradoxlol]

Arthur. And thanks.

Re: Private - "arbitrary", maybe?

[una_persson]

You're welcome. How are you settling in?

SHE IS IGNORING YOU, SUIT-DOUCHE :C

[girlenoughforu.livejournal.com]

PRIVATE - THEN HE'LL KEEP TALKING

[paradoxlol]

You know, just the other day you were talking about getting out of here. Seems strange you wouldn't talk to the person who can make it happen. But if you want to stay on the Barge, it looks like we're on the right track.

PRIVATE

[girlenoughforu.livejournal.com]

[GRRR. SHE WILL LEAVE ON HER OWN TERMS. >:C STILL IGNORING.]

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

You are welcome. It is a shame that you will not stay.

[paradoxlol]

If the Doctor ever needs another warden to fill in for him, I'd be happy to.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

If he does not respond himself, I will tell him so.