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[paradoxlol]

[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like to make a request for the following, for my inmate:

1. X-Box 360
2. The latest Madden game as of 2010
3. A couple of Guitar Hero games as of 2010. With the controllers.
4. And the most recent versions of: Bad Company, Call of Duty, Halo, Team Fortress. I don't really know my shooters, are these good?
5. Free weights in the range of [insert lbs here].

[Kitchen Warden Filter]
Perry's agreed to take on Breakfast, unless you guys are good on staff now, in which case he'll help out with Lunch. Just tell me where he's needed.

[Maintenance Filter]
I need someone to repair the door on Level 8, Room [I forget; Perry's :c]

[PUBLIC]
Is the book club still going? I'm not really interested in spending time with a lot of you, and I'll probably think your selections are derivative and insipid, and I usually only hung out in the library to research people and talk to Coyolxuahqui (and her breasts), but I'm bored now that my inmate's broken my ribs. So I need something to fill in the void left by sparring until this heals. Right now, my most strenuous activity is jerking off, which I've already done twice today, though I'd prefer a partner. Luckily, I'm attractive, and many of you are attractive, so I'm confident somebody will lend me a hand.

[OOC: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry /Tennantvoice]

Comments

Private- OKAY I WON'T

[paradoxlol]

You don't need to worry, because it's very unlikely that I'll call things off while we're still enjoying ourselves.

I'll probably be having sex with Alice tonight, anyway.

Private- GOOD! Because this is hilarious

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

That's reassuring.

Alice? I'm not sure if I'm jealous..or what I'm jealous about. You will probably enjoy it.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Why would you be jealous?

Private

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think I'd like to have sex with her.

But then I don't want to, so I don't care that much.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Oh, I thought you were gay.

Private

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

[A laugh.]

I am. But that's why I decide I don't want to.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Would you be interested in her if she had a penis?

Private

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Would anything else change but the penis?

Private

[paradoxlol]

In this hypothetical situation, let's say her entire body is male.

Private

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Then yes. I wouldn't hesitate to have sex with a male Alice. I might not be so adverse to it in her present state, though, as long as I had a different outlet.