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[paradoxlol]

[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like to make a request for the following, for my inmate:

1. X-Box 360
2. The latest Madden game as of 2010
3. A couple of Guitar Hero games as of 2010. With the controllers.
4. And the most recent versions of: Bad Company, Call of Duty, Halo, Team Fortress. I don't really know my shooters, are these good?
5. Free weights in the range of [insert lbs here].

[Kitchen Warden Filter]
Perry's agreed to take on Breakfast, unless you guys are good on staff now, in which case he'll help out with Lunch. Just tell me where he's needed.

[Maintenance Filter]
I need someone to repair the door on Level 8, Room [I forget; Perry's :c]

[PUBLIC]
Is the book club still going? I'm not really interested in spending time with a lot of you, and I'll probably think your selections are derivative and insipid, and I usually only hung out in the library to research people and talk to Coyolxuahqui (and her breasts), but I'm bored now that my inmate's broken my ribs. So I need something to fill in the void left by sparring until this heals. Right now, my most strenuous activity is jerking off, which I've already done twice today, though I'd prefer a partner. Luckily, I'm attractive, and many of you are attractive, so I'm confident somebody will lend me a hand.

[OOC: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry /Tennantvoice]

Comments

This post is just.. cracking me up.

[yourunichase]

You know, it's too bad you didn't say something before the shitty flood. I might have offered if there wasn't so much awkward there.

[Parker's not affected, she's just being Parker-like.]

[paradoxlol]

I don't think this is awkward.

[yourunichase]

Really?

[paradoxlol]

It might be for other people, but I happen to think I'm more confident than them.

[yourunichase]

I didn't mean the proposition. I meant between us after the last flood.

Otherwise I'd offer.

[paradoxlol]

Yeah, that's pretty awkward. It makes me feel like shit, actually. I've started drinking more after that flood.

[yourunichase]

Hey, me too. Which is sad cause I actually have you on my list.

[paradoxlol]

Maybe we could give it a try in a few months? I've pretty much found you attractive from Day 1, so I'm willing to wait.

[yourunichase]

Alright, a few months.