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[paradoxlol]

[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like to make a request for the following, for my inmate:

1. X-Box 360
2. The latest Madden game as of 2010
3. A couple of Guitar Hero games as of 2010. With the controllers.
4. And the most recent versions of: Bad Company, Call of Duty, Halo, Team Fortress. I don't really know my shooters, are these good?
5. Free weights in the range of [insert lbs here].

[Kitchen Warden Filter]
Perry's agreed to take on Breakfast, unless you guys are good on staff now, in which case he'll help out with Lunch. Just tell me where he's needed.

[Maintenance Filter]
I need someone to repair the door on Level 8, Room [I forget; Perry's :c]

[PUBLIC]
Is the book club still going? I'm not really interested in spending time with a lot of you, and I'll probably think your selections are derivative and insipid, and I usually only hung out in the library to research people and talk to Coyolxuahqui (and her breasts), but I'm bored now that my inmate's broken my ribs. So I need something to fill in the void left by sparring until this heals. Right now, my most strenuous activity is jerking off, which I've already done twice today, though I'd prefer a partner. Luckily, I'm attractive, and many of you are attractive, so I'm confident somebody will lend me a hand.

[OOC: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry /Tennantvoice]

Comments

[plz-gtfo-dragon.livejournal.com]

I'm thirty two, and in next port we hit I'm buying Perry a beer to thank him for the number he did on your ribs.

[paradoxlol]

I'm just saying that the color combination of your hair and your suits really wash you out. I would have put you in your late thirties, maybe early forties.

[plz-gtfo-dragon.livejournal.com]

I can't really hate you for thinking that, because I feel much older. I kind of like the idea of rehabilitating and trading in for a new life, because being possessed feels like it's aged me thirty years.

[paradoxlol]

I feel a little sorry for you now. Your life sounds like a trainwreck.

[plz-gtfo-dragon.livejournal.com]

It is. A total trainwreck. Which is especially frustrating because it was brilliant for ages. I know everyone here has their little sob story that led them into a life of crime, but I don't. My life of crime was great.

[paradoxlol]

So's mine. I had a lot of fun with it until I came here.