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[paradoxlol]

[Private to the Admiral]
I'd like to make a request for the following, for my inmate:

1. X-Box 360
2. The latest Madden game as of 2010
3. A couple of Guitar Hero games as of 2010. With the controllers.
4. And the most recent versions of: Bad Company, Call of Duty, Halo, Team Fortress. I don't really know my shooters, are these good?
5. Free weights in the range of [insert lbs here].

[Kitchen Warden Filter]
Perry's agreed to take on Breakfast, unless you guys are good on staff now, in which case he'll help out with Lunch. Just tell me where he's needed.

[Maintenance Filter]
I need someone to repair the door on Level 8, Room [I forget; Perry's :c]

[PUBLIC]
Is the book club still going? I'm not really interested in spending time with a lot of you, and I'll probably think your selections are derivative and insipid, and I usually only hung out in the library to research people and talk to Coyolxuahqui (and her breasts), but I'm bored now that my inmate's broken my ribs. So I need something to fill in the void left by sparring until this heals. Right now, my most strenuous activity is jerking off, which I've already done twice today, though I'd prefer a partner. Luckily, I'm attractive, and many of you are attractive, so I'm confident somebody will lend me a hand.

[OOC: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry /Tennantvoice]

Comments

public. (Haha, SWEET. I wasn't sure if it was funny or dumb :c)

[paradoxlol]

I'll put him on the breakfast shift, then. He can't really cook, and I think people will notice that less in the mornings.

I am; that's why the library isn't as appealing as it used to be. That and I find Ardent annoying and unattrative.

A partner will only exacerbate my injury if we engage in certain kinds of intercourse. I happen to think oral sex-- [OH WHAT'S THAT, CONVENIENT STATIC?]

[una_persson]

You think? I certainly noticed when your friend Mal was on the breakfast shift; the eggs were considerably better and not like unto a rubber eraser crossed with a sponge.

Well, I'd consider volunteering for a practical experiment, but I'm not currently in the mood. Which has nothing to do with you; I've just been in something of a bad mood lately, what with all the crap getting stirred up around here. Still it's definitely not an unpleasant prospect and I've given some thought to it in the past.

[She's going to be mortified later, yes.]

[paradoxlol]

That's a good point. Mal's ability to cook was just one of her many appealing qualities. It'd be unfair to hold others up to her standards, although I guess Hannibal Lecter will be able to bring some flair back to the kitchen so that I can stop making up excuses to replace breakfast with a cup of coffee.

That's understandable, and I just want you to know that I've given quite a bit of thought to the prospect with you in the past, as well. Feel free to contact me when you're in a better mood, and we can make some no-strings-attached arrangements.

[una_persson]

Well, thank you very much. I certainly will. I don't think it will cause any other conflicts, since I've always been quite open with my partners about my general aversion to long-term closed arrangements.

[paradoxlol]

I look forward to hearing from you.