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[paradoxlol]

Is it too late to get the Admiral enrolled in a driver's ed class? There, I did my requisite bitching for the day. I really feel like a part of the community now.

[Pause.]

Who's up for sparring?

[Filtered to ~ARTHUR'S BBs~ (aka his graduates)]
And how are we doing today, kids? You know I love to check up on you.

[Private to Perry]
Stop playing house with my twin and come to my cabin. We've got a therapy session tonight.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

Do you have to ask?

[paradoxlol]

You're always so reliable. Weapon of choice?

[batmanschmatman]

Surprise me.

[paradoxlol]

I feel like fists today. Makes me feel closer to nature.

[batmanschmatman]

Hippie.

[paradoxlol]

I'd suggest brass knuckles, but I think you're pretty attached to your face. [Smirk, to show a PLAYFUL JEST.] Despite the whole... look you've cultivated for yourself.

[batmanschmatman]

What's wrong with my look?

[paradoxlol]

It's... unfinished. That's all.

[batmanschmatman]

I'll try not to be offended.

LOL SUPER ICON FAIL

[paradoxlol]

Think of it as constructive criticism.

BEST ICON FAIL

[batmanschmatman]

I'm not growing a beard.

IT WAS A FLOOD... WITHIN A FLOOD

[paradoxlol]

Come on. Beards are refined. And you're already a quarter of the way there, anyway.

THE FLOOD IS COLLAPSING

[batmanschmatman]

I'll stick with my quarter.