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[paradoxlol]

Is it too late to get the Admiral enrolled in a driver's ed class? There, I did my requisite bitching for the day. I really feel like a part of the community now.

[Pause.]

Who's up for sparring?

[Filtered to ~ARTHUR'S BBs~ (aka his graduates)]
And how are we doing today, kids? You know I love to check up on you.

[Private to Perry]
Stop playing house with my twin and come to my cabin. We've got a therapy session tonight.

Comments

Private

[hatestriangles]

Are you going to shoot me in the face again, or was last time a special occasion?

Private

[paradoxlol]

We were in a sticky situation. Consider it a merciful exit.

Private

[hatestriangles]

We had time. I didn't need your mercy, warden.

Private

[paradoxlol]

Why do you care? It's not like it was real. I'm not like [SCOFF] Martha Jones.

[batmanschmatman]

Do you have to ask?

[paradoxlol]

You're always so reliable. Weapon of choice?

[batmanschmatman]

Surprise me.

[Text]

[paranoidcreator.livejournal.com]

There's always a flow. It's like a chick with her shark week. Once every month. Sometimes twice.

[So this Kevin is a bit of a misogynist.]

[paradoxlol]

I feel like fists today. Makes me feel closer to nature.

[Viddya]

[paradoxlol]

[LOOK AT THAT EYEBROW ARCH.]

Twice? I don't want to know the women you know...

[batmanschmatman]

Hippie.

[paradoxlol]

I'd suggest brass knuckles, but I think you're pretty attached to your face. [Smirk, to show a PLAYFUL JEST.] Despite the whole... look you've cultivated for yourself.

[Viddya]

[paranoidcreator.livejournal.com]

[Oh that eyebrow. The Mun swoons. And Kevin laughs.] Come on man, with the idiots we have to work with-not to mention our fellow "colleagues"? I'm sure someone knows a woman like that.

The women on this boat however. Martha Jones? Toshiko? Man.

[batmanschmatman]

What's wrong with my look?

[paradoxlol]

It's... unfinished. That's all.

Private

[hatestriangles]

Your bullet went through my eye. I felt it-- [AND HE ABRUPTLY STOPS. You're not getting to him, jerk. >|]

[Viddya]

[paradoxlol]

[It's a MAGNIFICENT eyebrow.] Good point. I never understood the appeal, personally. I like my women to have some class.

[batmanschmatman]

I'll try not to be offended.

Private

[paradoxlol]

It was a dream. Man up. If you ever manage to wake me up, you won't hear me bitch about it.

LOL SUPER ICON FAIL

[paradoxlol]

Think of it as constructive criticism.

BEST ICON FAIL

[batmanschmatman]

I'm not growing a beard.

IT WAS A FLOOD... WITHIN A FLOOD

[paradoxlol]

Come on. Beards are refined. And you're already a quarter of the way there, anyway.

Private.

[yourunichase]

I'm fine.

Private.

[paradoxlol]

Just fine?

Private

[hatestriangles]

It's never going to happen, Arthur.

[SIGH.] Okay, fine, when are we doing this? Now?