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[The communicator clicks on at an odd angle, like it's just been haphazardly tossed to the ground.  Luckily, you get an artsy view of Arthur's couch, which currently has a fourteen-year-old Arthur dancing on it, all gangly and grunge-chic. He's singing-- or... screaming-- along to some Nirvana and getting his dirty shoes all over the couch.]
 
Grandma take me home, Grandma take me home, Grandma take me hooooome!
 
[And then he sort of stumbles off the couch in a heap, laughing, as the song winds down and the next one comes on.  What's this?  Oh, Arthur's drunk off of... Arthur's liquor collection.  You can see an empty bottle of whiskey rolling around in the background if you're paying attention.  He props himself up on his elbows and reaches out to grab the communicator, bringing it clooose to his face, grinning, giggling a little.]
 
Hey, hey... HEY.  Anyone-- anyone got... some smokes?  I'll traaaaade. [He snorts with laughter, then drops his head down, thinking, and pulls it up again with a little frown.]  Dude.  Hey.  Dude.  Why're there... there so many fuckin' kids here?
 
[BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A KID, ARTHUR.]
 
I say-- I-- I think... everyone who's like, not a kid? Should come here. [He rolls onto his back, laughing with glorious intoxication, and fumbles around with the communicator, so you're getting some tilty angles and shaky-cam going now.]  We could party.  [He raises his brow, as though he's just noticed that the music's still playing, and he's suddenly VERY EXCITED.] Whooo!  [And with that, he starts singing the next song and finally manages to click the communicator off.]
 
[OOC: Arthur was a terrible kid :c]

Comments

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[He LOLLLs.] Isn't that-- isn't that one of those sports where you play grab-ass with a bunch of guys? Aw, Ginger! [SNERK.] I thought you were pure an' shit.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It's a contact sport, not... Greek wrestling.

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Yeah. Contact with guy's asses.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...You're very rude. You won't get very far in life with manners like that.

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[Snort.] Like I give a damn.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You should care, though.

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Yeah, well, I don't. [He laughs.] Man, not everyone's a gay little girl scout like you.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'm a boy scout, thank you.

Yes, but you'll just end up... a criminal, or living on the street or something, if you don't care about where you're going in life.

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So what? That sounds cool. Ugh, and I bet you're gonna wanna become a cop and rain all over everyone's fun.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...It's not cool at all! God doesn't want us to be lazy or hurt other people. Which being a criminal involves.

Actually, I want to be a vicar, like my granddad. So there.

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You mean you aspire to NEVER get laid? [Oh Arthur, you fail religion.] What a loser!

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'm not Catholic. I've got a grandma.

And you shouldn't talk about things like that!

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What things? Things like how you're gonna die a virgin?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I... I am not!

It's... you shouldn't talk about [cough cough] sex like that. It's... you know... y'know. For grown ups.

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Yeah, well, I've had it, so I can talk about it. [He has not. He's had fumbling teenage groping under the bleachers.]

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you're just making things up. You haven't.

You should get married before you... y'know. It's... a sin.

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Yeah, I have! It's easy.

It's so not a sin. Who gives a damn?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It so is a sin! [not that he really knows what the whole thing entails, but it's definitely a sin.]

It's... you have to get married!

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Says who? My parents weren't married when my mom got pregnant! [Oh Arthur. You little accident.]

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Says God.

...that's... Well, that explains a lot.

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Hey, screw you, Ginger!

even kid howie has a sprinkling of little-jerkass-bitch.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you can be mean to me, but not take it back?

I LOVE IT

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Please, I can take anything a lame little dickweed like you throws at me.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You didn't seem to take it too well just then.

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Fuck you! If I see you, you're getting your ass kicked.