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[paradoxlol]

[The communicator clicks on at an odd angle, like it's just been haphazardly tossed to the ground.  Luckily, you get an artsy view of Arthur's couch, which currently has a fourteen-year-old Arthur dancing on it, all gangly and grunge-chic. He's singing-- or... screaming-- along to some Nirvana and getting his dirty shoes all over the couch.]
 
Grandma take me home, Grandma take me home, Grandma take me hooooome!
 
[And then he sort of stumbles off the couch in a heap, laughing, as the song winds down and the next one comes on.  What's this?  Oh, Arthur's drunk off of... Arthur's liquor collection.  You can see an empty bottle of whiskey rolling around in the background if you're paying attention.  He props himself up on his elbows and reaches out to grab the communicator, bringing it clooose to his face, grinning, giggling a little.]
 
Hey, hey... HEY.  Anyone-- anyone got... some smokes?  I'll traaaaade. [He snorts with laughter, then drops his head down, thinking, and pulls it up again with a little frown.]  Dude.  Hey.  Dude.  Why're there... there so many fuckin' kids here?
 
[BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A KID, ARTHUR.]
 
I say-- I-- I think... everyone who's like, not a kid? Should come here. [He rolls onto his back, laughing with glorious intoxication, and fumbles around with the communicator, so you're getting some tilty angles and shaky-cam going now.]  We could party.  [He raises his brow, as though he's just noticed that the music's still playing, and he's suddenly VERY EXCITED.] Whooo!  [And with that, he starts singing the next song and finally manages to click the communicator off.]
 
[OOC: Arthur was a terrible kid :c]

Comments

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be smoking!

[paradoxlol]

And you-- YOU shouldn't be butting into other people's... fuckin'...

[Zoning out for a moment, then he snaps back to attention and peers at the communicator.]

GOD, you sound gay. Are you gay?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't swear, either.

Or... say those kind of things.

[gobsmacked. Just... gobsmacked.]

[cauchemal]

[Bad enough she has a baby Angelica to deal with, but OH GOD, WHAT IS THIS.]

...Arthur?!

[paradoxlol]

[WHOA, hot woman. He sort of stills for a moment and seems a little nervous.]

Uhhh... Yes, ma'am? [Is she the nanny or something?]

[cauchemal]

[Still so horrified. Appropriate responses not happening yet.]

What are you doing?

[yourunichase]

Smokes? You mean like cigarettes? I've got some. I don't know whose they are, my mama didn't smoke.

[paradoxlol]

Yeah? You should-- you should bring 'em over. I'll pay you. 'm sure there's some girly shit here somewhere...

[yourunichase]

Girly shit? Why would I need girly stuff?

[knowsthepeople]

[Tiny Patrick has his Barge memories. :C]

Looks like someone's gonna regret this in the morning.

[paradoxlol]

Hell no I'm not. This is awesome. I mean-- I mean the booze is awesome, not all the fucking little brats.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

I guess I've got smokes, and I don't want 'em. They make your breath taste like a hobo's shoe.

ahahaha love the PB. FREAKS AND GEEKS FOREVERRR

[paradoxlol]

Yeah, but I know some girls who like that. You want anything in return?

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

That...is disgusting.

[paradoxlol]

What is? Your mom's face? [LOLLOLLL he's drunk.]

[aforger]

I've one pack, but I'll trade it for a bottle. [Meaning he'll change his mind and steal a bottle on the way out.]

[paradoxlol]

Nah, I've got all I need now. Gonna need to trade something else for a bottle, English.

[drafting-dreams.livejournal.com]

Aren't you worried about your liver and lungs?

[paradoxlol]

Uh, no? [SCOFF.] Who cares about that shit? I'm not old.

[boughtitall.livejournal.com]

Dore dore? Saiko!

I have cigarettes and good quality alcohol. I can bring them.

[paradoxlol]

Man, awesome. I almost thought everyone here was a little kid. My room's uh... [INSERT HERE.]

[hatestriangles]

Well this one's new.

[Perry's kind of... intensely amused at this right now. And will continue to be until Arthur disrespects HIM, not just other kids. He's also going to take this opportunity to steal some booze from Arthur's room.]

[paradoxlol]

What's new? Nirvana? This song? What kind of a rock have you been living under? [How respectful Arthur is... is dependent on boobs and coolness.]

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[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, what are you wearing?

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[paradoxlol]

Uh. Clothes, jerkoff. Sorry I didn't step out of a fuckin' Dickens Festival like you did.