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[Those who know Arthur fairly well may notice that he sounds a TOUCH less uptight than usual.]

You know, I really didn't need this much of a break between inmates, Admiral.

Since my schedule will be open for at least the next two weeks, I was wondering: anyone looking for a running partner?

[Time Lord Warden Filter]
Rassilon wanted a little bit of home cooking. I don't see any problem with indulging him, but all I've got to go on is: "Grilled tafelshrew with schlenk sauce."

...

I can't even begin to understand what that is. [Arthur thinks tafelshrew must be a rodent of some kind.]

Is there anything in particular I should know about Gallifreyan cooking? I'd like to know what I'm talking about before making a request to the Admiral and the kitchen staff.

[Private to Tyr; Stealth Filtered to Eames]
Still in need of help with your inmate?

[Private to Rassilon]
I'll put in the request to the kitchen soon. I can't guarantee quality; once it's in their hands, it's out of mine. [Pause, then with some amusement:] Unless you want to cook it yourself.

[Private to Capa]
[There's nothing for a while, then he clears his throat.]

I found your socks under my couch.

[OOC: PADDY AND OTHER KITCHEN FOLK - This post may be updated with a weird request for Gallifreyan cooking, depending on the response from the Time Lords :V]

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I guess you're getting a lot of offers?

Three so far. Suddenly, I feel popular.

I'm surprised we've got so many partner-less runners. I haven't even thought about it, since I usually just go on my own. But I guess if you've got that many people clammoring for your attention I can always stick to the CES by my lonesome.

I like to think I'm clever enough to figure out how to divide my time between everyone. You do mornings or evenings?

I do... 3am?

I'm not a detective, but I think I've figured out why you're running by your lonesome. [Arthur can joke sometimes.] Trying to avoid someone?

Just trying to outrun myself. I have this nasty backwards sleeping schedule. It's a college [ COUGHBATCOUGH ] thing.

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I know the feeling. [IT'S A CRIMINAL THING.]

If you're up at 3, I wouldn't mind having someone to run away from for real.

That can be arranged-- some nights. I could probably use the practice, in case my next inmate is the athletic type.

We can race. I'll even go easy on you.

Be brutal. My ego can take it.

You want brutal, I hear the Flash is on board.

I'm pretty sure the only way I'd stand a chance is if one of his legs was broken.

Maybe not even then. I guess you'll just have to settle for having your butt handed to you by a normal little girl.

Hey, I might surprise you. Then you're gonna have to deal with losing to a librarian.

Then I'd have to challenge you to a duel and surprise you that way instead.

Weapon of choice?

Escrima sticks. Unless you have a spare staff lying around I could borrow.

I've got neither, but I'm a fast learner.

I could always just use my fists. But I warn you, I've been told I have a mean left hook.

Trust me, I can take it. [Because he's gotten the shit kicked out of him SO MANY TIMES in dreams.]

You'll have to beat me in our race first.

3 a.m. race and duel? It's on.

Then I guess I'll see you tomorrow morning. Prepare your ego for a beating.

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