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[Arthur sounds. TOTALLY SEXY. With his sore throat and all.]

I'm back. Looks like Stephanie kept the library in good shape, so. [Clearing some of the leftover AUGHH FLU from his throat.] Thanks.

Oh, and welcome back, Doctor. I'll understand if you'd like to reclaim your position here.

[Private to Mindy]
Awake?

[Warden Filter]
So, what's the protocol for when a warden shoots an inmate? Or, specifically, their inmate?

[OOC: In reference to him shooting Mindy like a week ago with no comment at all. HE KIND OF FINDS THAT DISTURBING. And sorry for the fail post, I'm just sort of easing back into RP, and APPARENTLY MY BRAIN'S NOT READY YET.]

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Did you both reach for the gun?

Edited 2010-10-14 04:30 (UTC)

...yes? [HE DOES NOT GET THE REFERENCE.]

Edited 2010-10-14 04:33 (UTC)

So you Roxie Hart-ed your prepubescent inmate, champ. Bravo. Maybe the next stopover'll net you a decent lawyer.

Edited 2010-10-14 04:36 (UTC)

Roxie Hart?

[He starts to explain and then just... Cuts to the point.]

You got your ass kicked by a little girl, so you shot her.

An oversimplification of events. She's not just a little girl.

Is she human?

[HE SUSPECTS THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO IN HIS FAVOR.]

Yeah.

[BINGO]

Then you got your ass kicked by a little girl.

I think there are more serious matters at hand than that.

Like the fact that you were so insulted that she handed you your ass, you had to shoot her?

Look, I wasn't insulted. I was sick and trying not to die.

Edited 2010-10-14 05:12 (UTC)

Oh, so now you have to make up excuses for why the kid put you through a wall.

[WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO FAMILIARRRRR.]

[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's Eames: The American Sequel. SHORTER, LESS CLASSY, AND UNCUT.]

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