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.007 | Voice.

[Arthur sounds. TOTALLY SEXY. With his sore throat and all.]

I'm back. Looks like Stephanie kept the library in good shape, so. [Clearing some of the leftover AUGHH FLU from his throat.] Thanks.

Oh, and welcome back, Doctor. I'll understand if you'd like to reclaim your position here.

[Private to Mindy]
Awake?

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So, what's the protocol for when a warden shoots an inmate? Or, specifically, their inmate?

[OOC: In reference to him shooting Mindy like a week ago with no comment at all. HE KIND OF FINDS THAT DISTURBING. And sorry for the fail post, I'm just sort of easing back into RP, and APPARENTLY MY BRAIN'S NOT READY YET.]

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Did you both reach for the gun?

Edited 2010-10-14 04:30 (UTC)

You shouldn't- Goddamnit Arthur. You couldn't keep the damn thing in a lock box?

I wasn't cuddling in bed with the gun. It was knocked out while she was attacking me.

Fair enough. She's been trained to fight to kill, and she takes it very seriously.

Yes.

...yes? [HE DOES NOT GET THE REFERENCE.]

Edited 2010-10-14 04:33 (UTC)

I'm going to talk to her about things. In the meantime, I didn't want this to get swept under the rug; that's the only reason why I brought it up.

So you Roxie Hart-ed your prepubescent inmate, champ. Bravo. Maybe the next stopover'll net you a decent lawyer.

Edited 2010-10-14 04:36 (UTC)

A wise decision. I was admittedly preoccupied with an arrival with which I have had personal involvement, and therefore was negligent. You seem to be dealing with the matter responsibly.

Roxie Hart?

And a week too late. I don't feel particularly responsible right now.

And yet my desire to punch you in the face for this is un-dampened.

Look, you asked what the proceedure is, and I don't think there is one, but honestly I think if you shoot a twelve year old girl because you somehow got hold of a gun when your brain was hosting a one man magic show for you?

I think the least that you could do is lose the freakin' gun so we know this isn't going to happen again.

Hell, if she was just slightly better at attacking you? You would have had a fever, a bullet hole in your head, and an insane twelve year old with a gun out threatening the rest of the Barge, there's just... so many layers to why this sucks.

You're getting demoted. Rex four.

[He starts to explain and then just... Cuts to the point.]

You got your ass kicked by a little girl, so you shot her.

...

You shot a twelve year old.

Were you not ill? Your largest mistake was not to choose another warden to supervise in your absence.

It's already locked away. There won't be a problem with it again.

[HE'D MAKE A BITCHY REMARK ABOUT THE "REX FOUR" THING, but he's Arthur, so he just gives the communicator a little scowl.]

I did choose another warden. The gun in my room was my biggest mistake.

Edited 2010-10-14 04:50 (UTC)

There are currently individuals threatening to break into the rooms of others. I have a weapon myself. But nonetheless, offer her the opportunity.

[HE'S FROM AN ACTION MOVIE; FIREARM SAFETY DOESN'T EXIST.]

It's in one now.

An oversimplification of events. She's not just a little girl.

Yes, in self defense. And I'm coming forward with it.

Is she human?

Make sure it stays there. You don't need a gun sitting around in your room.

What's going to happen?

She'll target anybody with her file. I'm not giving up on her that easily.

[HE SUSPECTS THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO IN HIS FAVOR.]

Yeah.

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