069 | Video.

[paradoxlol]

Looks I've been pretty scarce or the past few months. [He'd apologize for that, but he's Arthur, so he won't.]

For those of you who're new to the ship, [Or not so new, because Arthur's been an absentee tool.] I'm Arthur, one of the librarians here. Perry Dawsey's my inmate. Not that I'm anticipating anything, [BULL. He's always anticipating something. But it's wishful thinking here.] but if you have any problems with him, you can come to me, and I'll do what I can to take care of it.

[Warden Filter + Perry]
I've got a question for those of you with a deal. [Which is probably pretty much everyone. He doesn't know of many wardens who are here strictly out of the goodness of their hearts.] How many of you have asked the Admiral-- or tried to-- for more than one thing? Like say you wanted to save a life and get a million bucks out of this place.

[He'd ask the Admiral directly but sob he thinks y'all are more reliable.]

[Private to Ariadne + Perry]
I think you could use some target practice after what went down in the art room. [And by that he means: LET'S USE THE PASIV. He just won't... come right out and say it. Because Perry.]

Meet me at my place after dinner?

[Private to Perry]
I'm heading to the CES to do some jogging. Wanna tag along?

[OOC: Note about the +Perry filters! This just means that Perry can see whatever Arthur's posting; he can't read your responses unless you decide to include him on the filter, too.]

Comments

[buildindreemz]

[Private NO PERRY]

One of these days someone will call you on the librarian schtick. [She just thinks it's hilarious.]

[Private but INCLUDES PERRY WHAT THE HELL]

[Trust building or something??? WHATEVER.] Yeah, okay. I failed to shoot some targets with Kay earlier. Maybe I'll do better with you. [In a dream, she means, too, yes.]

Private with ALL THE PERRYS (wait, just the one Perry)

[paradoxlol]

I've been in there so long, I might as well be the real deal. [Pause.] I'm starting to wonder if anyone would even bat an eyelash if I came out with what I really do.

[But then he remembers Sexby's reaction. Yeahhhh no.]

Well, I do have my methods. [SMIIIIRK.]

permawhatevs

[buildindreemz]

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if some of the inmates took exception to having a criminal for a warden. If for no other reason than to cause trouble and make things more difficult for everyone.

After all, there's a bona fide superhero sitting in Zero right now. That's just not fair.

[Sarcasm not directed at you, Arthur.]

[paradoxlol]

Criminal? I prefer independent contractor. [Nawww, he's a criminal.]

Still upset about Barron?

[buildindreemz]

Oh, cute.

Nah, but I'm sure he'd be first in line if you, er, outed yourself.

[paradoxlol]

Now I'm almost curious enough to try. [BUT HE WON'T. There's no point in outing himself.]

[buildindreemz]

Oh, sure, and then I'd probably have to come out, too. [She's teasing, really. She knows he won't.]

[paradoxlol]

And then our whole house of cards will come tumbling down.

[buildindreemz]

And the Barge would just implode with the weight of our elaborate deceptions.

would you like to spam their PASIV adventures or log it?

[paradoxlol]

The moral outrage would be deafening. [He laughs.]

So, I'll see you after dinner?

we can log if you wanna!

[buildindreemz]

Worse than the mass murderers.

Yes, definitely.