paradoxlol | .034 | voice/spam.

I know this defies all kinds of Barge superstitions, but I'm gonna come right out and say it: I'd kill for a port right now. Having missed the adventure into a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the last time I even left the boat was in January.

When I turned into a woman.

Let's try for another down-to-earth port next time, Admiral-- with a little less gender bending.

[Warden Filter]
Perry's being released from Zero today. I don't think he'll be causing any trouble, but if you see him doing anything suspicious at all, if you see him threaten anyone off the networks, give me a call. I'll have my communicator close.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the CES. As you can imagine, Level 0 doesn't exactly offer many opportunities to stretch your legs.

[Private to Eames]
Looks like your inmate's causing quite a stir. Anything I can do?

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[So, Arthur will be in a nice country setting. If you run into him, he'll either be 1) going for a run or 2) taking a dip in a lake. Since he didn't bring a swimsuit with him, this means he's skinny dipping. Feel free to steal his clothes or just MAKE THINGS AWKWARD. I WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM SRS BIZNESS.]

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[Arthur frowns, but he keeps his voice neutral.]

And I'm guessing it would be too much to ask you to get something from your room.

Correct.

[But look, Eddie's briefly wandering away to grab Arthur a branch, as promised.

He returns with a near-leafless one and offers it to Arthur.]

Here you are.

[Arthur just gives Eddie a totally unimpressed look.] You can keep it.

[With a shrug, Eddie withdraws the stick and drops it by his foot.]

Unusually insipid for a man who participates in skinny dipping.

[There's a bit of a pause.

And then, miraculously, Eddie starts to shrug off his jacket to give to Arthur. It's not his favorite one, and it's easily replaceable.]

[LINEFAAAAACE.] It's not something I make a habit of doing. [He just wanted to enjoy a nice dip in the lake, damn it, why did Nygma have to show up?]

[He takes the jacket and sets it by the shore, so as to not get that wet, too.] Thanks. I'll bring it back once I'm decent again.

Welcome. [Eddie brushes his hands down the middle his black dress shirt. He doesn't really like being without his jacket, its absence makes him look small. Smaller than he already is.]

Leave it in the laundry. I'll be there on Thursday.

[With a farewell wave of his arm, he turns around to leave back through the pathway he had come from.]

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