paradoxlol | .011

I can't be the only person here with a wardrobe full of dry-clean only clothing. Considering the laundry room isn't exactly equipped to take care of it, what methods have the rest of you been using?

[Private to Mindy]
We're overdue for a meeting. Level 6 common room, after dinner. NOT OPTIONAL.

[Filtered to Hayley & Capa]
I want you to tell me everything you remember about port. [He figures he doesn't need to specify which port.] In person, preferably.

[Filtered to Miss Parker, added later]
You're on inventory, right? And congratulations, on graduating. I know it's belated.

[OOC: Like so many, Arthur's going to pretend the flood never happened. That's right, he's not even going to give a cursory "WELL THAT SUCKED." The only indication that he's pissy is the fact that, well, EVERYTHING'S TEXT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU JERKS. Also, his hideous solicitation post is now retroactively encrypted-- well, Arthur-encrypted. He's probably decent, but not better than any of the tech types here.

ALSO. He's hanging out in the laundry room right now, sitting on a machine that he accidentally overloaded with all of his bedding ~~because it's unclean~~. Fun Fact: Arthur doesn't actually do his own laundry back home. SO HE IS IGNORANT and has been barely scraping by on the Barge. SO IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM, SPAM AWAY.

And sorry for the crap post. I have awful writer's block today.]

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Of course I do. It was a hyperbole. You've heard of those, right?

We're on a boat with vampires, aliens and magicians. Having an entire closet full of suits is low on the weirdness scale.

I would hope so.

Anyway, about the dry cleaning thing, just find one of those home dry-cleaning kits. Ask the Admiral or something.

I've got it covered now, thanks.

You're welcome.

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TXT 4 EVA

VOICE FOR MY BESTEST WARDEN BUDDY

GUESS WHO'S STALKING YOU FOR YOUR WARDEN NOW, PAL

IS IT MY BFFL ARTHUR?

DING DING DING

YAY. You know, with Arthur checking up on him, Blonsky will eventually try to punch him out. :/

I want this to happen :c ARTHUR WILL PUNCH BACK.

Wanna log this then? :D

YYYYY

hey check the log comm