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[Warden Filter]
In case anyone else is wondering, the situation with Coyolxauhqui in the library has been taken care of. For now, anyway.

[Pauuuuse. Ahem.]

It's probably not a good idea to set foot in the CES for a few hours.

[HEY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T LOCK HER IN A CLOSET. With that said, time to move on.]

And with the Doctor departed, I hope none of you have any objections to me taking over the supervisory position in the library. It's a mess right now, but it looks like nothing was damaged beyond some books. I'll try to salvage what I can, and I wouldn't say no to any help.

[Private to Hit Girl]
Meet me in the library in ten minutes. If you help me out with a project-- without trying to kill me in the process-- I'll show you some of your file.

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[Arthur starts to count off on his fingers. One:] Separate the damaged books from the ones in good condition. [Two:] Catalog the books that can't be salvaged. [Three:] Glue and tape the rest back together. [He lowers his hand and looks at her.] Like an art project. [A BORING, BORING ART PROJECT.] Then, we shelve. Exciting, right? [Anal retentive though he is, Arthur's wondering how long he can keep up the "I AM A MILD MANNERED LIBRARIAN" schtick before he goes nuts.]

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

[ She smiles wryly. Just bored enough to do it. ]

A fun filled afternoon of adventure and excitement!

SPAM

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We'll be the envy of the Barge.

[So far, he's got high hopes for this going well. If they're lucky, it can even get finished without any Barge crises getting in the way. Of course, that's all about to change with Mindy's entrance.]

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[girlenoughforu.livejournal.com]

[Oh how right you are, Arthur. FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE LIBRARY COMES:]

HEY, SUIT-DOUCHE. Just because I kicked your ass in here doesn't mean I know where shit is.

SPAM

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[LINEFACE. SO MUCH LINEFACE. Other than that, though, Arthur shows no outward signs of irritation. He just goes on over to his inmate and says:]

I thought "front desk" spoke for itself.

[AND YOU DIDN'T KICK HIS ASS. WHO WOKE UP IN THE CLOSET, HUH?]

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[girlenoughforu.livejournal.com]

[SHRUG. She glares up at him.]

So, where is it?

[PFFF WHO CARES ABOUT THAT PART.]