video;

[paradoxlol]

I have to say, I'm glad the kitchen's back in business. Although there's food in my cabin, I prefer having somebody else do the cooking for me. Plus, it was good to get out of my room, since Narvin's completely accurate accusations last night are making it really difficult for me and Ariadne to have sex. It ruined the mood almost as badly as the time I killed her.

I'm going to head to the library now, even though I'm not really a librarian and only said I was one so that people wouldn't know I'm a career criminal who violates people's minds for money. I'd rather be in the shooting range, where I can pretend the targets are whoever set the hallucinogen off in the dining hall-- not because I care about what happens to about 90% of you, but because it hit Ariadne.

I sometimes wonder if I'm a bad person.

Anyway, be sure to bring any overdue books in, so that I can organize them while quietly judging your taste in reading material.

Comments

[everymansdevil]

I enjoyed that way too much.

[paradoxlol]

The only thing that's stopping me from shooting you is the fact that I might get demoted if I do. Then I can't get my deal and leave this place behind as soon as Perry graduates.

[everymansdevil]

And you realize that don't scare me in the least, don't ya poindexter?

[useofaswhat]

Your version of violating doesn't involve cutting into their brains, does it?

[paradoxlol]

I don't care if you're scared or not. I know death's only temporary here; the shooting would be for my own satisfaction.

[mistconduct]

...Holy shit, dude.

I mean. I don't even know you, but that was fucking hilarious. Oh my god what the shit is going on.

[everymansdevil]

Then what are you waiting for?

[paradoxlol]

No. It involves going into their dreams and stealing crucial information from the subconscious, which I then sell to whoever's paying me. Usually. Once, I helped plant an idea in a man's head, even though it's really dangerous and could have potentially driven him insane. I don't know how it turned out, but I hope it was successful, if only so my friend could get his deal to see his family again.

[paradoxlol]

For the rules to change. Which I don't see happening any time soon.

[everymansdevil]

How's about I make that easy for you then?

[useofaswhat]

Probably did. The government went into one of my crew's brains and fiddled around till they scrambled it up like an egg. The girl's crazier than a cow in a tree.

That's why I'm here.

[paradoxlol]

I don't see what's so funny about this.

We're probably experiencing a flood right now, judging by the Admiral's announcement. The effects are usually random and inconvenient, although in this case, I'm not sure what they actually are. [Because he has nooo idea he's affected.]

[mistconduct]

Holy fuck. So this is what a flood looks like up close.



Oh my god. So, uh. So what kind of noises does Ariadne make in bed?

[Sudden unexpected revenge is the best revenge]

[paradoxlol]

It's a risky business, going into people's heads. I used to think it was mostly harmless, until I came here. I don't think I'll stop doing it, though, not entirely.

I'd say I'm sorry about your friend, but I don't know her.

[paradoxlol]

You're either threatening me or a loved one, which I don't appreciate.

[useofaswhat]

Most businesses worth doin' are pretty risky. Still, I'm tryin' real hard not to judge 'cause none of us is the pure as driven snow sort but playing in people's brains don't sit quite right.

I'd say sorry you got singled out, but I don't know you well enough to feel sorry for you.

[useofaswhat]

Yuck.

oh god I lol'd

[paradoxlol]

Typical noises. She can be very vocal about her pleasure or occasional displeasure. Sometimes, we talk dirty to each other, so there's that, too. I find dirty talk to be very stimulating. [Just so you know.]

[paradoxlol]

It doesn't sit well with most people, which is why I kept it a secret for so long. But I like to think I'm on the lower end of the scale when it comes to warden crimes.

It's okay, I'm not looking for sympathy.

[useofaswhat]

There's a lot more honesty in thieving or killing, but I got no idea how your process works.

I'm so sorry for him Arthur. :(

[mistconduct]

That's. Wow. Fuck, okay, too much information. Shit, I thought I could do this and now it just feels weird and creepy.

[mistconduct]

Dude, he has to answer. This is the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my life!

Fuck, help me think of other things to ask him to piss off Ariadne.

[useofaswhat]

No. I got a soft spot for that little girl and whatever she gets up to in bed I don't wanna know about it!

[mistconduct]

She isn't a little girl, she's fucking annoying and she's forever on my case.


What DO you want to know, then?

[useofaswhat]

She's a girl and she's little. What'd you do to make her get on your back?