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[This is Arthur. This is Arthur leaning against a closet door, his suit slightly rumpled (in fact, there's a tear in one of his sleeves), his hair out of place. Still, he carries himself like this is PERFECTLY NORMAL. Oh yeah, and he's holding a pool cue. Before he speaks, Arthur smooths his hair back.]

To the library staff: sorry. I left a few books out of place. I'll come by as soon as possible to put them back.

[From the closet, there's suddenly an outburst of loud banging and intermittent swears. Very creative swears. Arthur rolls his head back against the door and then throws an irritated look over his shoulder, as though the closet's occupant can see, before turning back to the camera.]

Blonde. Female. [BANG BANG. There's probably a "cocksucker" there, too.] About five foot... one? [He holds the cue out horizontally, five feet from the ground, to illustrate.] I'd say... twelve years old?

Does she belong to anybody? Or do we often receive unsupervised children?

[OOC: After THIS THREAD. Arthur was trying to find somewhere secure to put Mindy until she regained consciousness, but she woke up in his arms and started attacking him again, SO HE SHOVED HER IN THE CLOSEST ROOM: A RANDOM CLOSET.]

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Heaven Above, no. I am not here to tell you what to do. [And she doubted she'd listen anyway.] Do you have any idea where you are presently? Have you by chance seen some of the ship?

[Arthur motions to a chair, although he's not about to let his guard down or anything.] Have a seat, please.

[NOW SKIP HIM.]

[Paddy figures Arthur's got their backs covered, so goes to join Angelica with a slight limp,] She's right. We ain't here to boss you around or anything. [Even if, in a way, they were, but his boys hated thinking they were being told what to do.] We just want to explain what's goin' on. I'm Paddy.

[Mindy glares at the room at large, crossing her arms and not moving toward the chair. AT LEAST SHE'S NOT TRYING TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.] So explain.

I must stress that you are entirely free to move about this place. You may come and go as you please. However, you cannot persist in attacking people at random, for if you do there are facilities in the lower levels designed to lock someone away temporarily if they pose a danger to others. [Having said this, Angelica goes ahead and calmly sits herself down.]

I am not sure where you think you are presently, but what-ever that place may be, this is not it.

Surely you've done a little wandering. You might have noticed that you are on a ship, but not a ship that would strike you as familiar. Worth noting is that there are over a hundred occupants living here upon this...barge, and most of them have woken up only to find themselves here, the same as you.

What is the last memory you have before you found yourself here?

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