paradoxlol | 070 | Voice/Spam

This is just a reminder that the Salvation House soup kitchen could use a few more volunteers. I'll be there tonight. I hope to see some familiar faces around, too.

We've got a great city here, but remember: under the glitz and glam, there are a lot of people out there facing hard times-- a lot of them drunks. Maybe if you see their faces, get to know them, it won't be so easy to head to the gin mills. [Which Arthur knows you're totally doing right under his nose. TEMPERANCE, PEOPLE.]

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[Officer Arthur (everyone's on a first-name basis with him, okay) is making the rounds on his beat today. Say hello to him, citizens! Or, if you're involved in a life of crime, run away. Unless you're one of the little urchin orphans, in which case he'll probably give you a nickel or dime for information (and a cool 50 cents if you look particularly hungry) and send you on your way.]

[OOC: LOL I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PLAYING A COP WHO ISN'T SAM TYLER. Anyway, Officer Arthur is an earnest, idealistic cop, who just wants to serve Lady Justice, okay. He won't go after any crooks without EVIDENCEEEE, so feel free to troll him if you're a scumbag who's just out of his reach /fist shake

Actually, just troll him anyway. He's too earnest.]