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[Enjoy the grinning face of Arthur in a domino mask, wearing a garish plaid suit and IDK, a tie with Z's on it. I can't design supervillain costumes. He's broadcasting from some kind of dark and dingy warehouse.]

Well, well, well! Newcomers to our sleepy city!

Let me be the first to welcome you. Dr. Dreamer, at your service. My Sandmen [That's what he calls his, like, three henchmen, okay.] can give you a tour, show you a little big city hospitality, heh heh... For a small price-- [Muttering:] like your valuables, recruitment into the Sandmen...-- I promise you'll make it out of here with your lives, your hopes and dreams, intact. You can trust me.

Don't think you can just sleepwalk through this city, tourists. It's a real nightmare out there, and if you snooze, you lose!

[OOC: ATTACK OF THE BAD PHOTOSHOP. Anyway, this is Nick Nockturn, aka DR. DREAMER, a former psychoanalyst-turned-costumed villain with Arthur's face. Not that you can tell with this domino mask that's totally concealing his identity. He's a C-grade villain, trying to establish himself as a bigger fish than he is, and his theme is ~dreams and sleep~ and stuff.

He's developed a gas that'll knock people into an ETERNAL SLUMBER, and he plans on unleashing it in a very public place-- like possibly a park, possibly established by some Barge folks-- before the port's end. Naturally, he will be stopped.]

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My, Dr Dreamer, I do believe that you might be leading our new friends astray. Surely though would prefer the services of the great Mysterio.

Hey, buzz off, I saw them first-- I mean... IN YOUR DREAMS!

Did you see them first? Do you really trust what you remember? Mysterio would not do the same if Mysterio was in your shoes.

Watch it, Mysterio, you couldn't get in my head in your wildest dreams. [But he might be wondering, just a little, if he really did see the newbies first. HMMM.]

Mysterio could, if Mysterio so desired. Mysterio has done it before. [Except not, because Mysterio is actually kind of lazy about doing anything other than mild trolling to his fellow supervillians.]

No you didn't. [And then, instantly:] When? [BECAUSE MAYBE YOU DID. Dr. Dreamer isn't the brightest bulb sometimes.]

Last week, on Tuesday. Outside a bar. [Mysterio doesn't actually remember what he did last Tuesday, because WHOOPS. Power induced memory loss. Time to lie about all the things.]

I don't remember going to a bar...

[OH GOD, HE DID IT.]

You did, though! [Then more seriously.] You haven't seen Batman around recently, have you? I heard he was around the docks last week.

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[Private] - Flood affected Barron! He's a dude called Mysterio who changes memories. ;-;

[Private] - oh Mysterio c:

[Private] - oh lol I looked it up and some dude already has it in marvel. OH WELL ;-;

[Private] - pffth, Marvel doesn't count in this port, YOU ARE FINE

[Private] - WHATS A MARVEL C:

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