Arthur (
paradoxlol) wrote2011-09-20 12:27 pm
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.049 | Voice.
Minimal death and destruction, no known curses carried back to the Barge, and I didn't get baked into any witches' pies or swallowed by wolves. [Or whatever it is that happens to sassy woodlands critters n fairy tales.] All in all, I'd say that was a good port. [Pause, then he makes a noncommittal "hm."] Despite being turned into a very articulate chipmunk.
[Private to Perry]
The silent treatment's gone on long enough. We're having a talk.
[Private to Perry]
The silent treatment's gone on long enough. We're having a talk.
Private
Private
Private
SPAM THAT YOU GET NO SAY IN
THE BEST KIND OF SPAM
Fuck. Off.
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Because I'm your ticket out of here.
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I meant it can be used therapeutically. "Can" being the operative word here, because I'm not gonna push it.
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[HE'S GOING TO TRY SLAMMING THE DOOR ON YOU NOW.]
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[Arthur can't do that. It's not fair. Aaand Perry really doesn't like anyone being in his apartment.]
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With a growl, he swings a roundhouse with his right fist. He follows it up immediately with a cheap undercutting left to catch the dodge he expects from the warden.]
SPAM - witness, once again, my fighting fail!
...
On the upside, the force of Perry's blow knocks him out of immediate arm's reach, so it affords Arthur a second to recover. Just a second, though, because he needs to get Perry before the inmate can get him. Whether or not that elbow strike hit, Arthur's going for the weak knee next, and he's not going easy with that kick.]
SPAM - you always say that but YOUR FIGHTING IS TOTALLY FINE :|
He bounces back on his heels, changing his momentum and pushing forward, intending to go for either a punch to the gut or a fist square in the face. But Arthur attacks first and, although Perry senses a kick coming, all his weight is on his bad leg and he can't change his position fast enough to avoid it. The kick connects. Intense pain spikes up his leg and his knee gives out, dropping him awkwardly to the floor.
He may be down, but he's not out. The big ex-linebacker pushes through the pain and slams a hand out to grab Arthur's leg, arm--anything--and drag him to the floor. If he gets him, he's going to go for the throat. All his brewing rage is taking over.]
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Bad idea. This whole thing was a bad idea. Normally, at this point, he'd just shoot his opponent. Normally, his opponent's just a projection, so it doesn't matter. Right now it's his inmate, and Arthur's not really sure where to go from here, because beating the shit out of Perry? That's a line he doesn't want to cross. He wants his inmate (and, hell, himself) to get this aggressive shit out of his system without Arthur himself getting pummelled in the process of it, but he doesn't want to dominate the guy or anything.]
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[As Perry starts to get to his feet, Arthur reaches around, pulls his glock from its holster, and ejects the clip in a quick action. Using Perry's struggles to his advantage, he moves around to strike the weapon against the back of the big man's skull while he still can, before Perry regains those extra inches he's got on him. Of course, this also puts him back in grabbing range, and there's always a chance that Perry's fast enough to get him before he gets his inmate.]
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