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[Arthur's in Level 0, still in his suit (he is so not changing out of it), which has some blood on the collar. He's got a nasty gash on his temple and bruises on the side of his face. The Brothers didn't actually beat him up, so much as... he fell down the stairs while trying to evade them. He just recently woke up, so he hasn't had a chance to see who else is in Zero yet.]

Looks like our visitors are immune to bullets. Anyone tried fire yet? [He groans and rubs the back of his head gingerly.] To anyone out there, keep your head down until you've got a solid plan of action. If they haven't tailed you yet, they might leave you alone. Use that to your advantage, because my guess is we're running out of time.

[Private to Dionysus]
Check in. Now.

[Private to Mal & Ariadne]
Mal, Ariadne? Stick together and don't draw any attention to yourselves.

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Everyone doing okay? [LINEFACE.] Please tell me you're not down here with me.

[OOC: FEEL FREE TO SPAM IN ZERO.]

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Be safe, Arthur.

[BRB, going on a suicide mission.]

I'm more concerned about the rest of you out there. Stay with Ariadne, okay?

[And then he sees Snape's post and Ariadne's reaction to it. AND HE HEADDESKS. Time to go tell her NOOO.]

Rayne says that shooting them doesn't work. [Aaaand, considering her only weapon is Cobb's gun, that means she's probably going to end up dead in a couple hours.]

[And ... sorry, Arthur, but Mal is tuning out the voices of reason in her life. AGAIN.]

[WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY SUICIDAL WOMEN???]

And if you don't check in, I'm going to tell our guests that you're the most fearsome warrior of your people.

Tearing their limbs off also is ineffective, should anyone try it.

Yeah, I know. I already tried that.

So they're immune to bullets and dismemberment. Anything else?

Oh Coyo knows that isn't correct.

We have a plan, Arthur. We'll stick to the plan and do the job.

I hadn't the chance to take off any of their heads. That is usually effective for the termination of most life forms. Perhaps someone on the outside should attempt this, if they have the ability to do so.

Fire didn't work. Neither did taking off their fucking heads with a god damn sword.

[And she's missing a chunk of hair. FML.]

Watch out for Mal.

So, you're not possessed. Good to know.

[It's Cobb's fault. NO, REALLY, IT TOTALLY IS. ALL THE WAY.]

Looks like that doesn't work, either.

Great. Maybe someone could try pushing them off the side.

Because I am already a god, dear Arthur. So thick-minded, you are.

Not much of one. You still don't have any powers. What do you think you look like to them?

I'm stuck in my room right now. I'd be launching a rescue mission as we speak, but I'm not sure I'll be able to get away to help.

What happened? Are you injured?

Fire...I'll have to try that.

Don't bother. Fire doesn't work, apparently.

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Dionysus is going to make Arthur stew. Because he's mean. :c

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YOU'RE GONNA GET NAGGED, THEN

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PRIVATE - WHAT A BAD LIE ARTHUR.

Re: Private - Derp, sorry, I misread the post. Pretend she's just in a big hurry or something.

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PRIVATE - BUT IT GOT YOU OUT

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Re: PRIVATE - THIS IS TRUE.

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All up in that friend filter mkay |B

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