[He holds his arms out in a grand gesture.] My current operations are located at this hot and happenin' bar. [It is so not happenin'.] But luckily for you, stranger, I can take the complete [Spoken like a television announcer:] 'Boyfriend Experience' to any location of my clients' choosing. My services are completely portable, because that's just the kind of guy I am: I work to make you happy. For a fee. [GRIN.]