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[paradoxlol]

[The camera turns on, upside-down, capturing Arthur's smirking face as he sprawls, halfway falling off, on his couch. He's one of those kids who's hit puberty early, so he looks older than his 13-almost-14 years of age, and he acts older, too, in a desperate attempt to seem like he's awesome. So, expect a lot of cursing, drinking and smoking, because he was a SUPER COOL SUBURBANITE DELINQUENT at this age. Nineties grunge music is playing in the background, because he's managed to get the stereo going, and it looks like his older self still has a few CDs from way back when tucked away. Matching the music, Arthur's wearing flannel, a band t-shirt and ripped jeans. He's gangly and thin, with messy hair curling at the ends. If it weren't for the face, it'd be hard to tell that this is the normally clean-cut Arthur (then again, it could be Rex).

Oh, and Arthur's drunk. It's probably easy to guess by his demeanor. Tsk tsk, Arthur.

He giggles drunkenly and slides off the couch, laughing harder when he hits the ground. The communicator goes tumbling with him, so enjoy that shakycam.]

Whoa, shit! [He sits up and adjusts the communicator so you can see his face again.]

Wow, so, show of hands: who's not still in fuckin' diapers, huh? [He raises his hand.] 'Cause so far all I've seen is a bunch of little spazzes. C'mon, I can't be the only one here whose balls've actually dropped.

Any girls here? I mean real girls. Girls my age. [Which, if anyone asks, is totally 16.]

Also? This is the lamest scared straight program I've ever seen. [He laughs and turns off the communicator.]

[SPAM]
[Arthur's taken the carton of eggs from the fridge in his cabin and he's off to make a menace of himself. You can find him doing one of two things: 1) egging rooms or 2) attempting to break and enter into rooms. You can also find him in the inmate bathrooms, puking. Because he drank too much for his 13-year-old body to handle.

Stay cool, Arthur.]

[OOC: Responses will be slow until the evening!]

Comments

spam;

[nakesnakecobracobra]

[ She smiles wickedly. Ophion has no apparent interest in hurting humans, and is in fact almost sickeningly gentle even with his prey. But Arthur doesn't need to know that. ]

Would you care to find out?

spam;

[paradoxlol]

[He takes a step back then scoffs.]

I'm not scared of it. Snakes are fucking stupid.

[Yeah, he took a step back because he wasn't scared.]

spam;

[nakesnakecobracobra]

Oh yes. Far too stupid to see a retreat like that as anything but the sign of prey.

[ Ophion does seem to be curious about the boy, and begins to uncurl. ]

spam;

[paradoxlol]

Dude, I'm not retreating. [Except his voice is kind of wavering and he's about to turn tail and bolt. That snake is looking way too interested in him, and it's way too big for his tastes.]

It hasn't eaten you yet, so it's not gonna eat me...

[Right?]

spam;

[nakesnakecobracobra]

I haven't made myself look like an easy dinner. [ That grin is stretching just a little too wide now, and the humongous snake is looking between the two of them. Look! People! What fun. ]

spam;

[paradoxlol]

If that snake goes anywhere near me, I'm gonna punch it in the face.

[Okay, maybe he won't. He just needs to make sure that she knows he's not scared before he leaves.]

spam;

[nakesnakecobracobra]

I'm sure that will end well for you. [ She chuckles. Ophion tastes the air again, looking curiously between his master and the boy. He thinks somebody should come pet him. That would be nice. ]