That's a good point. Mal's ability to cook was just one of her many appealing qualities. It'd be unfair to hold others up to her standards, although I guess Hannibal Lecter will be able to bring some flair back to the kitchen so that I can stop making up excuses to replace breakfast with a cup of coffee.

That's understandable, and I just want you to know that I've given quite a bit of thought to the prospect with you in the past, as well. Feel free to contact me when you're in a better mood, and we can make some no-strings-attached arrangements.