.042 | Video. [Backdated to the day after the HEN PARTYYY]

[paradoxlol]

Ladies. [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE >C Arthur holds up his hand, showing off some HIDEOUS NAIL POLISH.] I have to admit, I'm impressed you managed to keep most of the paint in the lines. [Lowering his hand now. THAT'S ENOUGH OF HIS SHAME.] But I don't think I can pull this look off. Anyone have any nail polish remover?

[OOC: CISSIE AND POSSIBLY OTHERS PAINTED ARTHUR'S NAILS AT MARTHA'S HEN PARTY. Because he accidentally intruded while searching for his misplaced communicator. If you want to claim some credit for his woe, you're welcome to.]

Comments

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

You are the third man I have seen with these tiny portraits upon his hands. Are they not a womanly thing?

[paradoxlol]

If you're going by stereotypes, yeah.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

Oh. [A STEREOTYPE. VICTOR SENSES SAY MUST AVOID!] I must not understand this concept fully. Is it that all people of the future engage in this practice?

[paradoxlol]

Just some. I was drafted unwillingly.

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

You look ridiculous.

[paradoxlol]

I think that was the point.

[givemeafight.livejournal.com]

Well why haven't you taken it off yet?

[paradoxlol]

Because I don't have any nail polish remover. You got any? [YOU TOTALLY HAVE SOME, BLONSKY.]

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[everylittlegirl]

I'm worried about Capa.

..And Perry, actually. Can we talk?

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[paradoxlol]

[HMMM.]

Sure. Here or in person?

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[everylittlegirl]

In person? Uh, maybe.. on deck? In.. half an hour?

[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Oh honey. Okay, okay, I got you covered. Four-three, I have a bigass bottle of it, I'll get the stuff off of you.

[paradoxlol]

Thanks. This really isn't my color.

[scarlet-discord.livejournal.com]

Nah, you strike me as a Funky Ties Guy, not a Nail Polish Guy.

Come down whenever you want, we can find something to geek about. It'll take not fifteen minutes.

[toldastory]

Well, I'd seemed to have missed that. Sorry about that, mate.

[paradoxlol]

Well, it was a good lesson in staying clear of bachelorette parties.

[toldastory]

Very true. It's a bit like a precautionary tale, yeah?

[yourunichase]

Aw, but you looked so happy about it at the party. [Lol, she doesn't think he does, she's just yanking his chain.]

[paradoxlol]

Yeah, I guess the magic's worn off.

[yourunichase]

Midnight came?

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

[Nope. He's not even going to TRY to remain stoic.]

I think it suits you.

[paradoxlol]

I'm more a fan of the classic red.

[ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com]

Hm. Maybe you're right.

So what happened?

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Nice nails! What color is that? Salmon gone wrong? Right. I've got some.

[paradoxlol]

I think it was called "Peach Debutante." [INTERNAL SHUDDER.] I think Wanda's got the remover covered, but thanks for the offer.