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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur's having a bad hair day. Imagine it's not perfectly coiffed in the icon :V]

Anyone know how to cut hair? Without Donny here, things are getting a little scruffy. It's a look that doesn't exactly suit me.

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[Arthur looks amused as he holds up one of Coyo's new set of rules.]

I take it this means we haven't found Randall's replacement yet. If nobody's stepped up already, I wouldn't mind filling in until somebody can take the job permanently.

[OOC: I know Arthur owes all the tags in the world right now :c Will resume them after work! Also, if somebody HAS taken the library, apologies! I just don't recall seeing it. Feel free to tell Arthur, though, if that's the case; I'm so not invested in the library.]

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[bigbad]

I've got half a mind to take over myself. Least I know I'm sane.

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[paradoxlol]

[Arthur's not sure if that's a remark against Barge people in general... OR HIM FOR HIS OWN BOUT OF TEMPORARY INSANITY DURING THE INVASION. So have some suspicion.]

Something you're dying to say?

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[bigbad]

[...Spike was mostly busy comforting Buffy over forgetting Dawn and having heartfelt chats, so he missed that, and now looks blank.]

Not really. Why?

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[blackbladebitch.livejournal.com]

When you or another takes custody of the library, I should like to assign my inmate, Eris, to assist there.

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[paradoxlol]

I'll keep you updated on how it goes-- in case the real owner of the library steps up.

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[blackbladebitch.livejournal.com]

My thanks, sir.

[whattheytellyou.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm not the only one who has a problem returning books on time.

[paradoxlol]

Definitely not the only one. I may set a poor example as a librarian.

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[most_feared]

I was thinking of working there. [Because he has fuck all to do and likes information.]

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[paradoxlol]

You want to take the position? Be my guest. I just figured I ought to speak up before somebody lost a heart.

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[most_feared]

I wouldn't mind a little help. Maybe someone to take three days a week?

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[blackbladebitch.livejournal.com]

Agent K, Madam Chromie—I wish to place my inmate Eris in your employ. Though she is a goddess of Chaos, I believe the library will present her with less temptation to mischief than the food supply or the engine room.

[Private]

[most_feared]

Hang on to that request until I talk to Narvin. Don't put her in there while he or Ardent are in charge. [He knows Narvin has no real interest in running the library.]

[goodgrasshopper]

I know how to cut hair--and I can even do it without making you look like a hedgehog or sea urchin.

[paradoxlol]

Good, because that was going to be my next question. Shall I schedule an appointment?

[goodgrasshopper]

[laugh] Sure. When are you free?

OBNOXIOUSLY PUBLIC

[hatestriangles]

So you're just going to pretend that shit last week didn't happen? You know, the part where you tried to shoot me through the head?

>CCCC

[paradoxlol]

Just like you're going to pretend you didn't play the good guy for a few days.

[hatestriangles]

Yeah. The difference is that an inmate playing nice is a little less fucked up than a warden trying to murder his buddies because he thought they needed to wake up. But that could be just me. What do you think, warden?

STALKING AND MORBIDLY CURIOUS

[everylittlegirl]

...What?

THANKS HAYLEY, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS

[hatestriangles]

Surprised, Nancy Drew? [...] Your warden's that Capa guy, isn't he? Well, guess what? Mine tried to kill him, too.

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[toldastory]

I'm talking about them with her now, actually.

I'll ask that if you do take over the library, you do respect Coyolxauhqui there. The library has great emotional importance to her, and she does care deeply for it.

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[paradoxlol]

I wasn't calling you out. It just raised the question of who's overseeing the inmates there.

I've worked with her in the library before. I like to think we got along well.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin thinks that Arthur would be a perfectly good choice to run the library (he was a librarian, right?) but Ardent has pushed Narvin back into the high-stakes, fast-paced world of Library Politics.]

I volunteered to manage the library months ago and am still perfectly willing and capable of doing it now. I do apologize for not addressing the problems with Coyolxauhqui's rules right away, but I was shot a few days ago and that takes a little while to shake off. [Contain the snark, Narvin. He takes a deep breath.]

I would of course appreciate your assistance, and that of Agent Kay and Chromie and any other volunteer, but the position of supervisor is already filled.

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

I can cut hair.