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paradoxlol) wrote2012-06-08 07:38 am
paradoxlol) wrote2012-06-08 07:38 am
.063 | Video.
I've got an announcement, on behalf of the library.
[Arthur understands that there are visitors today, but he has a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT that supersedes all communicator glitches. He's standing in the library, holding up a book that was once full of beautiful words, but now has crude doodles all over the pages. He shows a few pages to the communicator, his face drawn into a grim line.]
Don't add your own illustrations to the books. Picture books have their own section; you can always go there. You don't need to turn The Great Gatsby into-- [He flips to a particularly racy "illustration" of stick figures going at it and makes a face.] the Kama Sutra.
[OOC: If you want to take credit for ruining Gatsby, go ahead! Otherwise, assume it was some inmate long past who drew all over the book. NOW HIT ARTHUR WITH ALL YOUR FOURTH WALLING. I'm running to work, so I won't be able to respond until the evening, EST.
Only restriction: No Cobbs.]
[Arthur understands that there are visitors today, but he has a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT that supersedes all communicator glitches. He's standing in the library, holding up a book that was once full of beautiful words, but now has crude doodles all over the pages. He shows a few pages to the communicator, his face drawn into a grim line.]
Don't add your own illustrations to the books. Picture books have their own section; you can always go there. You don't need to turn The Great Gatsby into-- [He flips to a particularly racy "illustration" of stick figures going at it and makes a face.] the Kama Sutra.
[OOC: If you want to take credit for ruining Gatsby, go ahead! Otherwise, assume it was some inmate long past who drew all over the book. NOW HIT ARTHUR WITH ALL YOUR FOURTH WALLING. I'm running to work, so I won't be able to respond until the evening, EST.
Only restriction: No Cobbs.]